Was that a piece of lung tissue?
Just so you know, school-aged children are walking bio-hazards.
And one of them has offloaded some sort of brain-eating gray goo into my lymph system, where it has proceeded to tunnel its way into my cranium, reproduce wildly, devour the gray matter therein and crap the resulting excrement into my sinus cavities, which are releasing the overflow in alarming quantities.
On top of that, as the mass of brain-eating nano-crud grows, it's apparently taking up more room in my skull then my brain did. Explosive catastrophic decompression is no doubt imminent.
Some thanks I get for trying to haul their sorry asses out of academic and physical poverty and into the brightly shining light of a new day dawning. Ingrates.
*snork*
*hooornck*
gahhhhh...
Posted at 04:11 pm by
sonipitts
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