The Americorps folks called this morning to offer me a positon on their project! Natch, I said yes (all but verbally snatching the metaphorical papers out of their hands) and immediately made a point of going to my calendar and marking a concrete (albeit potentially fudgable) departure date.

I'll still have to wait and get the acceptance package to make sure my leaving date is solid (there may be early trainings and whatnot), but barring changes I should be out of this cesspit of nanocephalic MegaMart shoppers lovely Midwestern state sometime around the weekend of July 18.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Now I'm going to be, like, talking in exclaimation points and shit all day!!!  How annoying is that?!?!?!?!?  Narf!)

Just in case you weren't paying attention, this all means that from this Aug until next Aug, I - your resident evil genius - will be in charge of shaping the minds of the next generation of leaders!!!!!!!!

BWWWAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

Ahem. You know, tutoring and stuff.

(It's the "stuff" that should be making you squirm right now, o slavering minions of Bill O'Reilly!) (I do somehow always picture them as slavering. Most unsavory. And hard on the carpets, as well, I should imagine.)